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dani-phandomz:

overdramatictoast:

onac911:

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

i will never NOT reblog this omg

THE SORTING HAT

captainshroom:

my puns are hilarious don’t lie

captainshroom:

my puns are hilarious don’t lie

youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:

jcatgrl:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.

tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public

tylerlikestherain:

jeremykaye:

Whew. That one took awhile. Hope ya like it!

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jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

entwife-incognito:

entwife-incognito:

Hit it every time it comes across your dash!!!

"Good. Because I feel the same way." As Jane does, stripped down on the plane. That’s amazing to even think about. She feels just as strongly about him. <3

thetwelfthpanda:

Flirting/fighting.
John is baby Three Continents Watson.

thetwelfthpanda:

Flirting/fighting.

John is baby Three Continents Watson.

smitethepatriarchy:

widebooty:

LOL JESUS

100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+.

blackbirdrose:

zerachin:

theongreyjoy:

that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.

#THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW

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princeaobooboo:

#and you know each seriously was said in a different tone

#and you know exactly which tones i’m talkin about

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c0nsulting-detective:

Friendly reminder that Selvig thought he could out-drink Thor.

Another friendly reminder that in Norse Mythology, Thor actually almost succeeded in drinking the ocean.

❝ I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared. ❞

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker



!!!!! So here for this!

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

!!!!! So here for this!